Wednesday, October 26, 2011

W_O_M_A_N...... this is how I was created

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, “Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable and able to run on diet coke and leftovers, have a lap that can hold four children at one time, have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart -and she will do everything with only two hands.
The angel was astounded at the requirements, "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day”.
“But I won't”, the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hours in a day."
The angel moved closer and touched the woman. "But you have made her so soft, Lord."
 The Lord agreed, "but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish."
 "Will she be able to think” asked the angel. The Lord replied, "Not only will she be able to think, she will be able to reason and negotiate."
The angel then noticed something, and reaching out, touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model. I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one”. “That's not a leak”, the Lord corrected, “that's a tear."
 "What's the tear for?" the angel asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of expressing her joy, her sorrow, her pain, her disappointment, her love, her loneliness, her grief and her pride."
The angel was impressed. "You’re a genius, Lord. You thought of everything!"
 Woman is truly amazing. And SHE is! Women have strengths that amaze men. They hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They don't take no for an answer when they believe there is a better solution. They go without so their family can have. They love unconditionally. They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart. Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors. The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN....IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR WORTH.

Monday, October 10, 2011

a_m_a_z_i_n_g MATH..... for LOVE of GOD

i read from one of my friends' wall in facebook and i find it amazing... and have it copy/paste here for me to keep.... ^_^


Beauty of Mathematics and the Love of GOD
This is too cool!!!
Just the MATH part is good enough, the end is even better!


1 x 8 + 1 = 9
12 x 8 + 2 = 98
123 x 8 + 3 = 987
1234 x 8 + 4 = 9876
12345 x 8 + 5 = 98765
123456 x 8 + 6 = 987654
1234567 x 8 + 7 = 9876543
12345678 x 8 + 8 = 98765432
123456789 x 8 + 9 = 987654321



1 x 9 + 2 = 11
12 x 9 + 3 = 111
123 x 9 + 4 = 1111
1234 x 9 + 5 = 11111
12345 x 9 + 6 = 111111
123456 x 9 + 7 = 1111111
1234567 x 9 + 8 = 11111111
12345678 x 9 + 9 = 111111111
123456789 x 9 + 10 = 1111111111


9 x 9 + 7 = 88
98 x 9 + 6 = 888
987 x 9 + 5 = 8888
9876 x 9 + 4 = 88888
98765 x 9 + 3 = 888888
987654 x 9 + 2 = 8888888
9876543 x 9 + 1 = 88888888
98765432 x 9 + 0 = 888888888


Brilliant, isn't it?
And look at this symmetry:


1 x 1 = 1
11 x 11 = 121
111 x 111 = 12321
1111 x 1111 = 1234321
11111 x 11111 = 123454321
111111 x 111111 = 12345654321
1111111 x 1111111 = 1234567654321
11111111 x 11111111 = 123456787654321
111111111 x 111111111 = 12345678987654321


Mind boggling... Now, take a look at this...


101% from a strictly mathematical viewpoint:


What equals 100% ?


What does it mean to give MORE than 100% ?


Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?


We have all been in situations where someone wants  you to


GIVE OVER 100%...


How about ACHIEVING 101% ?


What equals 100% in life?


Here's a little mathematical formula that might help answer these questions:


IF: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26


THEN: 


H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


but:


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 100%


THEN, look how far the LOVE OF GOD will take you:


L-O-V-E-O-F-G-O-D
12+15+22+5+15+6+7+15+4 = 101%


Therefore, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that:


While HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there. It's the LOVE OF GOD that will put you over the top! 





Thursday, October 6, 2011

GOODBYE.... STEVE JOBS (Stephen Paul Jobs 1955-2011)

Aug. 24, the world was surprised by Steve Jobs’ quitting from APPLE. In his speech, he said “Your time is limited, so don’t waste it living someone else’s life. Don’t be trapped by dogma. Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. Don’t let the noise of others’ opinions drown out your own inner voice. They already know what you truly want to become. Everything else is secondary.”  Referring to his genius invention, “Design is not just what it looks like and feels like. Design is how it works. Be a yardstick of quality. Some people aren’t used to an environment where excellence is expected. You have to trust in something -- your gut, destiny, life, karma, whatever. This approach has never let me down..."

Oct. 5, less than 2 months after his untimely resignation, he passed away. Apple announces his death without giving specific cause. But some news channel says, he's been treated of a rare form of pancreatic cancer. It could be recalled that 2008 speculations spread that he was suffering from an unidentified illness causing his severe weight loss. In 2009, Jobs said he has a treatable hormonal imbalance and announced for a medical leave but stays the Apple's CEO.

The whole world today is in shocked and saddened by Stephen Paul Jobs' death at the age of 56. Prominent personalities expressed their thoughts over twitter.
"Thanks for showing that what you build can change the world." -facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg

I never thought I could be so busted up about the loss of someone I never met. We have all surfed on the wake of Steve Jobs' ship. Now we must learn to sail, but we will never forget our skipper. - @aplusk (Hollywood actor Ashton Kutcher)

Google's Sergey Brin: "Steve, your passion for excellence is felt by anyone who has ever touched an Apple product."

So sad to hear about Steve Jobs. He was a genius and one of the most innovative people on earth. He changed the world in so many ways. RIP - Paris Hilton

Bill Gates: Knowing Steve Jobs was 'insanely great' honor.

Google's Larry Page: "He was a great man with incredible achievements and amazing brilliance."

Social Media Expert Janette Toral says, "Steve Jobs is a visionary more than anything. He's very design-oriented; he's also very humble."

"He changed the way each of us sees the world." - US President Barrack Obama

Disney CEO Robert Iger: "Despite all he accomplished, it feels like he was just getting started."

Yahoo co-founder Jerry Yang: "Steve was my hero growing up."

New York Mayor Bloomberg: "America lost a genius who will be rememberd with Edison and Einstein."

AOL co-founder Steve Case: "He was the most innovative enterprenuer of our generation."

Google's Eric Schmidt: "Steve was so charismatically brilliant that he inspired people to do the impossible."

Even local celebrities pour out their thoughts, "We've lost a genius and an amazing inventor that made the techy world so easy, fun & colorful. Rest in Peace Steve Jobs." - anne curtis

"Today brilliant man has ceased to exist in our temporal world. May you continue to shine in the after life, Steve Jobs. Rest in Peace." Izza Calzado

--->He had proven to the world that education is the least key to bring on your dreams. He had no formal schooling in engineering, yet he's listed as the inventor or co-inventor on more than 300 U.S. patents. He invented and masterfully marjeted ever-sleeker gadgets that transformed everyday technology, from the personal computer to the iPod and iPhone.

Well then, it is true that life is too short especially on him. He died too soon even before he could enjoy his hard earn fortune. To MR. STEPHEN PAUL JOBS, may you rest in peace. We could not thank you enough for sharing your genius mind. As you said, "STAY HUNGRY. STAY FOOLISH."

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

CSO.... newsletter

September 20-21, 2011
Customer Service Officers in the Philippines have undergone a 2-day Customer Service Excellence Training conducted by Singapore’s Customer Service Manager SANDRA O. held in Jotun Philippines Office.
toinks!!! ako ang pinaka-malusog sa group

In the course of training, Sandra reiterated the importance of customer service excellence. It is very important to know and understand who and what the customer wants. Customer satisfaction is achieved through continuous development in providing service quality not just by one personnel but by the whole team.
Customer Service Officers deal with customer more often through telephone conversation, e-mails, instant messaging (chat) and the like. Seldom have we met clients personally. Thus, it is very important to create a positive perception by displaying professionalism and confidence in our tone of voice and by choosing appropriate positive words and phrases to reduce misunderstandings.
Handling complaints is also discussed in the training. Complaints are often disguised as service opportunities to win over customers.
Order handling process (local & overseas supply), intercompany pricing conditions, exploring join, DD data base & service complaints data base were also tackled.
However, the training was not purely a sit down event. During lunch, the participants (divided into two groups) were asked for a presentation to play as customer and as a service provider. It was fun yet so many things have been learned.